夺金三王

我太愛Mark Wahlberg被抓盤問那一段，"What is the problem with Michael Jackson? "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx_zvaEQfzk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baFi5NVslIE&feature=related

A great script !!!

The wire is wrapped under Troy's chin around his other ear.

                         INTERROGATOR
               My main man. Tell me something,
               OK? What is problem with Michael
               Jackson?

                         TROY
               What do you mean?

                         INTERROGATOR
               The King of Pop. 'I'm bad, I'm
               bad, you know it --'

                         TROY
               Yeah, Michael Jackson.

                         INTERROGATOR
               He is fahking the small boys, man.

                         TROY
               What are you talking about?

                         INTERROGATOR
               He come to Egypt with the small
               boys. I see picture in newspaper,
               always he is with the small boys
               in the hotel window. Hello with
               the white glove. I am King of Pop
               in my hotel with the small boys.
               No girls. Just the boys.

                         TROY
               He likes kids.

                         INTERROGATOR
               Yeah, he like to fahk them up the
               ass.

                         TROY
               Bullshit.

     Troy is smashed in the face with a clipboard. He looks
     angry, and like he could cry at the same time.

                         INTERROGATOR
               You are the blind bullshit, my
               main man. It is so obvious he
               like the small boy so he all the
               time travel with them.

                         TROY
               Fine.

                         INTERROGATOR
               And if it really true? You say --

                         TROY
               I say it's sick.

                         INTERROGATOR
               That's because you got a sick
               country, bro, you got no respect
               for the children. That's why you
               bomb them over here, right?

                         TROY
               I don't think so.

                         INTERROGATOR
               Michael Jackson is Pop King of
               sick fahking country.

                         TROY
               Wrong.

     Troy is smashed in the face with the clip board. Blood drips
     from his nose.

                         INTERROGATOR
               Bullshit wrong, dude. A black man
               make the skin white and the hair
               straight. You know why?

                         TROY
               No.

                         INTERROGATOR
               Your sick fahking country make the
               black man hate hisself, just like
               you hate the Arab and the children
               you bomb.

                         TROY
               I don't hate children.

                         INTERROGATOR
               Do they care, buddy?

                         TROY
               Does who care?

                         INTERROGATOR
               Do your army care about the Shiite
               children? Do they come to help?

                         TROY
               No, they're not coming.

     The Interrogator signals someone O.S. and suddenly voltage
     races through the wire, causing Troy to gnash his teeth
     together so hard they chip. He writhes in pain.

                         INTERROGATOR
                      (in subtitles)
               That seemed like too much volts.
               You got to build it up slow.

     A SECOND IRAQI gestures defensively at a console that is
     connected to the wire around Troy's jaw. A THIRD IRAQI
     reaches forward and turns a dial. The SECOND IRAQI murmurs
     defensively and turns the dial back.

                         INTERROGATOR
               Just figure it out.

     The Interrogator turns back to Troy.

                         INTERROGATOR
               Are they coming to help the Shiite?

                         TROY
               No.

     He is jolted again -- his face contorts, he bites his lip.

                         INTERROGATOR
               Tell the truth, dudesky. Save us
               the big bummer.

     Troy starts to cry, represses it. His lip is bleeding.

                         INTERROGATOR
               Does it hurt?

     Troy says nothing.

                         INTERROGATOR
               I ask you question, bro.

                         TROY
               Yes, it hurts.

                         INTERROGATOR
               You bomb my family. Do you know
               that?

     Troy starts shaking slightly.

                         INTERROGATOR
               You blow up my home. The whole
               street. My wife is crush by big
               fahking block of concrete. She
               lose her legs, bro, and she got
               nice legs, too. Those legs cut off
               now.

     Emotion comes into the INTERROGATOR'S VOICE as he says this.

                         TROY
                      (whispers)
               That's horrible.

                         INTERROGATOR
               What?

                         TROY
                      (whispers)
               I said, that's horrible.

                         INTERROGATOR
               Oh, my God, buddy. I didn't even
               told you the horrible part yet.

     The other two guards listen sadly.

                         INTERROGATOR
               My son was kill in his bed. Did
               you heard that, dude?

                         TROY
               Yes.

                         INTERROGATOR
               He is one years old. He is
               asleeping with his toy doll when.
               the bomb come. You see that guy
               over there? He lose his daughter
               same way: big USA bomb.

     CLOSE UP the two guards -- one of them wipes away a tear.

     FANTASY - CONCRETE AND PLASTER

     falls onto the bed of a sleeping child.

     BACK TO THE SCENE

                         TROY
               I have a daughter.

                         INTERROGATOR
               Very nice for you, bro. She is
               safe in Ohio without the bombs and
               concrete and all this shit--

     FANTASY - DARLENE

     pushes a baby carriage down an idyllic tree-lined sidewalk.

                         INTERROGATOR (OS)
               How old is she?

                         TROY (OS)
               Ten days old.

                         INTERROGATOR (OS)
               What's her name?

     BACK TO THE SCENE

                         TROY
               Krystal.

                         INTERROGATOR
               What makes you decide to tell me
               about Krystal, my main man?

                         TROY
               Because we're both fathers.

                         INTERROGATOR
               I'm not a father no more, dude,
               remember? My son is dead now.

     《夺金三王》是一部很冷门的电影，1999年拍的片子，超过十年了，豆瓣上的观影人数不超过3000人。在我的电脑硬盘里，也已经住了起码5年，我已经完全不记得在哪里看到这部电影的推荐了。如今，2003年的伊拉克战争也已经过去了十年，萨达姆上了绞架，两个布什总统都已经成为历史，国际新闻每次报道伊拉克都是有关bomb以及数十人的伤亡!
      剧情很简单，1991年，美国拉了英国、法国等一伙人把入侵科威特的伊拉克爆了菊花，稀里哗啦的赶出了科威特。三个美国大兵无意间在一个被俘获的伊拉克军官的菊花里面发现了一个藏宝图（You r on the path to truth when u smell shit），标示着伊拉克从科威特抢来的黄金所在位置。于是，三个好兄弟阿奇（乔治•克鲁尼 George Clooney 饰）、特洛伊（马克•沃尔伯格 Mark Wahlberg 饰）和埃尔金（艾斯•库珀 Ice Cube 饰）偷偷溜出军营，打算去把黄金弄回来。
       写文章讲究凤头猪肚豹尾，电影也一样，我们看到的是一个无厘头情节烩饭式的开头，少校和前来采访的记者在军营里嘿咻，外面的美国大兵们在喝酒跳舞唱歌，对他们很多人来说，也许只开了一枪，打死那个挥手的缠头，战争就已经结束了，伊拉克士兵长什么样都不知道。海空军帮他们打的一干二净。
      他们所需要做的全部工作就是清点战俘，然后领一票美金等着退役。
      藏宝图及时出现了，所有的观众和我此刻一定真心以为这是一部夺宝奇兵或者阿里巴巴与四十大盗模式的电影，黑色幽默加无厘头，就像《洋葱电影》一样，幽默而不说教。
       一望无际浩瀚的巴士拉沙漠里，有那么一个巨大的黄金宝藏在前面遭受，等退役回加州可以买一队敞篷英菲尼迪~~~仗打的真他妈太轻松了，伊拉克军队连美国人长什么样都没看见就被干掉了，四个美国兵开着悍马出去的时候，就像是小学生春游，巴拉巴拉，伊拉克士兵真的被打怕了，一群人面对四个个美国大兵屁也不敢放一个，眼睁睁的看着大把黄金上车仍然不敢吱声。
      要不是突然猪油蒙心打算救老百姓的话，四个来抢黄金打算黑吃黑的美国大兵，本来可以轻松的带着科威特的国家黄金储备回美国当上亿万富翁。
       图穷匕见， 情节发展到这里，导演宽大体恤下的肥硕猪肚露了出来，所有期待阿里巴巴或者夺宝奇兵情节的观众可以关电影洗洗睡了，对，这不是娱乐电影，这是反战电影，没错，前面所有的铺垫都是扯淡，都是为了导演开始上课而准备的爆米花，他担心观众没有耐心一开始就坐下来听他说教。
      峰回路转在于他们突然良心发现，当然了是导演叫他们这么干的，拯救平民，四个偷黄金的兵痞居然就这么良心发现了，或者以为自己真的是神仙，可以带着黄金和平民就这么大摇大摆的回去。
      于是，共和国卫队不干了，你抢黄金就算了，然后双方开打。
      特洛伊被共和国卫队抓住了，审判的时候，军官给他讲了国仇家恨，然后把石油倒进他的嘴里，不得不承认，这是我最喜欢的情节，你们喜欢石油是吧，那就倒给你喝。
     战争带来伤害，原来是为了石油。
     美国是邪恶的，士兵们是善良的，邪恶的美国打着拯救科威特的旗号来实际抢石油，善良的大兵们打着偷黄金的旗号实际拯救民众。
    导演完胜！多么有力的豹尾啊~~~
     PS：
    这部片子的原名是Three Kings (1999)，港台直接翻译成“夺金三王 ”，实在是秉承了一贯的恶俗翻译风格。
    

胜在纪实，所以情真。虽然反战力度较同时纪实题材的《战火屠城》稍弱，但其中的台词生动，人性真实。虽算不上经典，但放在一大堆战争题材电影中也是佳作了。向来不喜美式战争电影，像是征兵广告，不过这部的确不错。

虽然有喜剧的成分，但关于人性的部分还是相当的严肃。关于反讽美国政府的部分，朋友们就省省吧，至少这片子全球发行没有被和谐了去。

THIS'S THE BEST MOVIE ABOUT THE WAR IN IRAQ I HAVE EVER SEEN,ALL THE HUMNLIITIES SHINES ALL THE WHOLE MOVIE.MARK,GEORGE AND ICE ,ALL OF THEM R BRILLIANT IN THIS MOVIE.AT FIRST,THEY WANT TO STEAL THE GOLD PRIVATELY.BUT AS THEY GET THROUGH ALL THE IRAQ WAR'S BULL SHIT,THRY CHANGED,THEY GAVE UP THEIR GOLD TO HELP THE REFUGEE TO ESCAPE TO IRAN.ALL OF THEM HAVE A GOOD END,DO GOOD THING,GOOD THING HAPPENES,I ALWAYS BELIEVE IN THIS FAITH.THIS MOVIE'S DIFFERENT FROM OTHER IRAQI MOVIES,ANTHOR IRAQUI MOVIES R ALL TALK ABOUT THE CRULITY OF THIS WAR,FULL OF VIOLENCE AND BLOOD,OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT,THIS DIFFER,EXCEPT THAT CONTENTS,THE MOVIE'S VERY HUNOROUS,VERY HUMAN,I LIKE THIS MOVIE,I GIVE THIS MOVIE FIVE STARS,OFF COURSE IT CONTAINS MY CRUSH OF GEOGE AND MARK,TO HELLL WITH THAT,WHO CARES.OKAY,THAT'S ALL I'M ABOUT TO SAY,END.:)